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Lucy's Letters

Chipotle, Be So Serious.

Your new queso tastes like a budget meeting gone wrong and respectfully you owe everyone a refund.

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Lucy's Letters
Nov 24, 2025
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Dear Chipotle,

Hi. It’s me.

Your emotionally exhausted, burrito-bowl-reliant customer who has defended you through E. coli outbreaks, inconsistent scoops, lettuce droughts, and that one traumatic year …

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